what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
Just donated money to a kid for her softball team.
Obviously I'm trying to futher our next generation of lesbians. I may be hitting on her at the gay bar in ten years...
he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
Do you know how hard it is to conceal the fact that you puked all over the bed that someone is sleeping in?
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
Last night you were talking while puking saying, "ahh the shoes and the purse, I'm gonna have to wash those"
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
at the time it didn't seem likely that you would ever find the cake in your underwear
Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
For public speaking we have to bring an object that describes us to class. Can't decide if I wanna bring a flask or a shot glass.
My liver was like a college freshman on spring break. It would've danced topless on tables if it could have.
Buying a pregnancy test at Walmart in the middle of the night in the middle of Tennessee is not really how I imagined my 25th year on this planet starting out...
The bald guy bought me a shot so I chugged it and then walked out to the middle of the dance floor and told an old woman that might be your moms twin to bend it over...We didn't end on a good note though. Dude she stepped on my vans.
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
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