Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
Not exactly sure why you felt the need to get the halloween decorations out. But waking up to 7 carved pumpkins really scares the shit out of you.
Tell me why I woke up spooning a hamburger like it was a teddy bear.
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
Hey Cat, it's Michael. You made out with me for a hot dog last night and I feel super used.
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
Pretty sure I got pink eye from the strip club. There is also still beer cans rattling around in my shower.
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
Idk, but the girl in his story had really nice eyebrows and was singing The Climb. How about you CLIMB the fuck away from my man
FORGET THE EYEBROWS
You were yelling at them from the passenger seat saying you wanted your chicken for free because they couldn't prove it was from kentucky
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
i woke up to drewlling on a plate of eggrolls half naked halfway between my bed and the floor, and i have no idea where my pants went
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