You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
Got drunk. Then they sung "we didnt start the fire" to my other cousin who accidentally burnt down the house when she was younger.
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
I have come to realize that my purpose in life is less musical and more as a filter of alcohol into water.
You know it's time to cut back when your unemployed drug dealer roommate tells you that you party too hard.
Ps I got my nipple pierced. You're just gonna have to accept me for the tool I am and I don't wanna hear any shenanigans.
My legs r really sober for running now
I don't think that's how sobriety works.
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
I work 80 hours a week to prevent myself from just laying in bed and masturbating all day. It's a hands off strategy.
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
Paycheck hits in 37 minutes and I literally just emptied my handle of Tito's. If that isn't budgeting like a fucking adult, I don't know what is.
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
Anything special planned for Valentines Day?
Does testing the strength of my coworker’s marriage count?
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