That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
hey babe. i'll pick you up in my mom's car. with my mom. she has nothing to do tonight.
I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
is it wrong that I want a "Where The Wild Things Are" tshirt that points to my junk?
Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
Dude you should see the looks were getting for ordering a pitcher of beer with breakfast.
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
Why is there a business card for people who need bail bonds in my wallet...
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