OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
I was just standing there and then BOOM! She was attacking my face with her mouth.
I don't get it, man. She treated me like a sexual predator but treated you like a piece of meat.
Some dude at the gas station right now is buying a 30 rack of beast and a can of cat food. Happy Thanksgiving.
We gave a starfish gin and Lucky Charms. I think it enjoyed it. Best trip to the beach ever.
This girl can open a bottle without using her hands and she's 21. She meets my standards
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
her spring break bucket list included "break into The Swamp, blow him where Tebow has Tebowed"
I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
He told me I was his first American. I feel like I should've brought a flag to plant on him.
you texted him "it's time for the no pants dance", please get your tubes tied.
We got hammered last night and I woke up this morning with texts from 'iron maiden chick.' wtf?
So some drunk guy just tried to convince me with all of his passion that bacon is a color
I'm kinda sad I'm leaving the bank. I never got to have rough sex in the vault.
I think you threw up on me last night but i can't remember so i'm not mad at you.
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