We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
Fist pumping is hard when country music is playing FYI but I am committed
Y'know, without the cops, it would've just been us daydrinking,
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
If you get home and there is an older woman there, its my mom. She wants to come and see the place after work. Just an FYI. Not the older sluts I bang.
I swear to god, my hangover cure is a green tea and a 15 minute twerkout. works every time
Some guy named spider just bought me 5 shots
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
Calm down I'm not kidnapping the bartender
Dude, she stopped mid blow job to ask the cat's name. ADHD might be a deal breaker after all.
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