'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
I can actually hear my brain cells scream as they die when she speaks.
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
After doing lines off my chest, she said, "do you even know how fast I could suck your cock right now?!!" and her friend said, "yea she totally could".
She started licking your face, then you turned to me and said "I guess thats my cue", and you proceeded to hook up with her.
i'm not accepting baked goods from anyone for awhile. especially after the stalker pie.
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
I think there's a website warning girls about me based on the 4 who approached me separately tonight and called me evil. Fuckyoudave.com?
In related news, I couldn't want to blow you more if your dick made harmonica noises.
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
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