I may or may not have started my period at the bar. Good thing I have dark jeans on.
She said her name was "party"
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
So I was blaaazed. & while he was in me all I kept thinking was how bad I'd rather be watching The Office.
you have a cum towel under your bed, you're the definition of single
sorry i was making out with matt didn't mean for it to sound like that. there was no tone
there should be a new saying, don't text and tongue
It's going to be great. We're a perfect team to break up marriages and happiness.
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
Dude he's moving to fucking Germany now. What is it about your vagina that makes men want to flee the continent?
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
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