fun fact: cucumber in vinegar with pepper = best ever high snack
He told me they were just razor bumps!
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
i have wind burn on my face from my head hanging out the window of the cab vomitting
I've never seen so many strippers at a funeral...
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
That's why we don't trade sex for Taco Bell. It's called the dollar menu.
Oooo. Can we pretend to be Amanda Bynes?
She bought wigs like Disney princesses. I want to be her.
For the sake of being nice I congratulated her and she replied with something along the lines of that I need to stay away from him and not touch him ever. I really wanted to be like "been there, done that" but my New Years resolution was to not start any cat fight over boys with small dicks before noon
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
I lost my virginity to Adventure Time. DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND THE SIGNIFICANCE?!
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