We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
ya and he came three minutes into it because he didnt have sex all summer
oh that makes more sense i knew you arent that good
you know the rule: 3 consecutive asian hookups makes you an asian fetish guy, no exceptions
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
Ate 3 ghost peppers and chased them with Everclear last night. Currently on the toilet cursing the universe and everyone in it.
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
The dog peed on the neighbors baby Jesus. No wonder she thinks we're the devil.
Plus he probably didn't want to be at home, alone... Jacking off on the big screen without you there to lend a helping hand. I mean, let's be honest. It's not fun if it's not a little weird.
Holy shit he’s stupid hot! If you don’t hurry up and make a move my ovaries are going to march over there and introduce themselves
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