Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
i popped this huge zit on her back while she was blowing me. it was like a disgusting metaphor for what happened 30 seconds later.
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
mondays should just be called national damage control day
I'm surrounded by 3 year olds in tutus. They are far too innocent to be within at least 500 ft of me.
Ummm. I just wanna say this now: Don't let me invite the band back to the apartment to see my stripper pole.
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
You better be Eskimo Brother-ing the FUCK out of tonight right now. Long distance 'balls deep' high five
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
your keys are upstairs on the nightstand or I put them in the hole in the wall
I rewarded myself with Taco Bell tonight for going a full week without punching my roommates in the face or wishing bodily harm on them.
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
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