I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
Her cooch smelled like a combination of bacon and sweat.
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
I've spent the last three hours watching 30 rock and eating marshmallows and ham. I'm considering taking up weed to justify my lifestyle.
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
Of course... Double fistin nati light cuz the powers out and it cuts down the times i gotta open the fridge... Genius
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
History professor is at the bar. Hurry! There's only so many A's he could give before it starts to look bad.
I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
"But puppies!" Is not an acceptable excuse for trying to drunkenly steal someone's dog, you promiscuous midget!!
I can smell the sangria seeping out of my pores
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
Woke up, bank account is empty. Sock is still full of blood. Nothing in my pockets but a wireless mic and jenga pieces.
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
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