so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
there are way too many $1s in my wallet for last night to have been 'tame'
Found a pint glass in my snow pants.
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
For future reference, the blowjob coupons I gave you for your birthday are NOT transferable to pay your friends for tacos.
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
I just had the weirdest moment. Made eye contact at the bar with a girl who has seen my vagina.
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING BREAK. MY VAGINA IS SMOKING.
Someone fucked a stripper in their rental car, there is goddamn glitter everywhere.
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
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