I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
just dropped my bong into 7 pieces, and carried the glass shards around my house. dad saw the blood dripping down my arms, and asked if i slit my wrists. way too high to laugh at this.
Just had to explain to a senior manager why I had duct tape residue on my wrist and hand. This weekend was a success.
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
I've never seen a homeless man jog to get off the bus and then run to his panhandling spot because he's "late for work," but you see something new every day.
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
When you wake up so hungover that you don't even wanna cough for fear of vomiting... It's not gunna be a good day.
DOMA is dead. I'm definitely going to be the last of our friends to get married now.
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
You claimed that someone else had vomited underneath you/on your hand
you were very insulted that we didn’t believe you that someone else vommed
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