Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
the doctor brought back painful memories by lecturing me about your teeth marks that are still on my dick.
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
My face is tingly. And my legs are being massaged by golden elves.
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
Her voice kills me. Its the perfect pitch to fuck with my hangover.
Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
it's not rock bottom until you fall down an escalator on the way home from a hookup and have to have you dad come pick your drunkass up at 3am. Adulthood.
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
I fucked a 6 foot tall guy who has abs showing without even flexing... I am a wizard and I have magical powers.
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