My girlfriend figured out who you are.
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
A black suburban rolled up and a scary suited guy got out the passenger side and opened the door for her as she got in. Then drive off. Who did I just fuck?
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
Well I just had a 45 minute conversation with a lady who was drunk off her ass complaining about how her 3 sons won't talk to her anymore. No more dive bars.
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
Come over. I have beer, your weird ass vegan pizza, and a raging hard on.
Marry me.
Whenever someone said no you would yell "Die Motherfucker." Kind of like some twisted drinking game.
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