You told me you were pretty sure you were god because you knew everything about everyone.
You broke her grandpas urn and ran your hand through his ashes claiming it was pixie dust. I think thats why shes mad at you..
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
Just had the weirdest flashback. Did we buy melon, take it into the restaurant and try to make them give it to us as dessert?
They figured our he was high when he told the manager he wanted a break to go wrap his dick in toliet paper and pretend it was a ghost.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
He's in grad school at Harvard. I suppose that means my vagina is now smarter than I am.
I just saw a guy in a hazmat suit riding a tractor.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
I cam home to find him twitching on the floor, surrounded by unopened condoms and covered in cranberry sauce (yes I tasted it) while Thundercats was playing.
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