But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
I am too drunk to deal with your everything. Reread this everytime you feel the need to talk to me.
My parents called me out on catching us walking home from the bar in a swimming motion because "it was too windy to walk" home...
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
OMG. Hung over at my grandparents house. Threw up on 3 T-stops, countless snowbanks, and the grandparents driveway. Was proposed to last night. Bruised from head to toe from falling down 3 flights of stairs. Debating my intelligence because it seems that "happy new years" is too hard for me to spell. How were your new years festivities?
The salesman at the smoke shop just told me my hair is glorious...
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
Don't send me nudes asking me to come fuck you on lunch break then send me a video of kids you're babysitting.
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
Jarrod's passed out on the chair with a cup of milk and I've been staring him down in an attempt to use telepathy to make him spill it. Attempts unsuccessful.
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