The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
the first call I got in the morning was from visa fraud prevention so yeah it was one of those nights
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
right as i was about to introduce them she goes "old fuck buddy, meet new fuck buddy."
Do you want the something i can tell my mom in ten year version or the you're gonna call me a whore but be proud version?
I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
I started screaming "MY PARENTS ARE MORMON" at a stranger and promptly proceeded to run into a wall. How do you think it went?
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
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