Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
I sharted in my sleep... I didnt even think that was possible.
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
I have no idea what happened last night, but you're the only person I remember smashing my face into. Be honored.
Both his mom and his sister were hitting on me when I stopped by today. He isn't a real friend anyway, right?
Just promise me you wont die... or hook up with an old asian lady playing slots
Cant promise that last part. I won't die though
did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
Finally liberated my Star Trek DVD from my booty call's house. Captain Kirk would be so proud.
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
Don't forget to grab a pregnancy test and sloppy joe mix for tonight
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
Fuck my life... Im so horny Im gonna take it out on this sandwich
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
Randomize
