wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.
At what point last night did I start ordering doubles?
Right after we had the just friends talk..
This is random, but did i give u a handjob in the middle of the night or was that a dream?
I'm pretty sure I just overheard my boss call his sperm precious metal...
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
apparently "preggers as fuck" isn't an appropriate way to describe someone...
Naked Twister starts at high noon
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
So I bring Danny back to the apartment for the first time and my roommate is curled up in the beanbag in the middle of the floor, wearing nothing but her uggs, high out of her mind and watching Harry potter... She offered us kettle corn.
He asked if he could come over tomorrow....
If you don't ever hear from me again, just know that I loved you
Jesus Christ that's like a real possibility
he asked me if i wanted to hook up & my answer was 'why not'. he came in thirty seconds and the condom broke. it's the love story of the century
I'm gonna go parent style on your ass... I don't ask much from you but if you could please just come get shitfaced with me I would really appreciate it
All I can remember from last night was eating nutella and touching myself to Weird Science.
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