He keeps apologizing for not being able to get hard when he's drunk. We havent even left the club yet.
fyi gin and iced coffee...not my greatest invention
I can't believe you broke a Paula dean wooden spoon over my ass
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
I CAN'T FUCK HIM OUTSIDE. THAT'S FOR PEASANTS. HE'S TOO FAMOUS FOR THAT.
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
you got drunk, told him he looked like shaggy and said 'I wouldn't show you my mystery machine for all the scooby snacks in the world'
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
We will walk in fields of dick.
You seriously need to stop quoting those songs when i'm with my parents.
Drunk man just fell out of said wheelchair
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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