Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
Apparently he doesn't remember leaving the bar
If I spent $100 at the bar and didn't get laid I wouldn't want to remember anything either
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
There's nothing more uncomfortable than drifting into sexual fantasies on a roadtrip and realizing you have a boner with three other dudes in the car.
It's kind of sad that your greatest accomplishment today is that you stood up and didn't fall down.
So apparently when I was 2, I went around drinking everybody's beer at some wedding, then passed out in a corner....
This explains a lot.
And just when I was about to fall asleep, he hit me in the face, and claimed he's a "violent sleeper".
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
the bad thing about being great at twerking is that I'm powerless to stop myself from doing it when I'm drunk and in public.
You know you've made it in life when the people in the next stall are cheering on your orgasm
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
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