it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
Bleh. If he hadn't ascended into heaven and sat at the right hand of the father, Jesus would be rolling over in his grave right now.
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
I almost lit my balls on fire tonight.
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
i think i just encouraged him to glue googly eyes to my boobs
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
I'm not just straddling the line between love and hate, I'm dry humping the shit out of it
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