His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
I'm going to but the new Playboy with Chelsea Handler on the cover. I'm pretty sure it's the only time buying a Playboy will make me gayer...
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
I have already decided that it happened in an alternate universe since both of the people involved don't remember it and we only have the word of a sober person that it happened at all
They conduct scientific research memoirs about what sort of shit happened last night after I ate those cookies.
I was afraid someone would drug test my pants so you set them on fire.
We had sex on the bear rug. He said "you, me and the bear. This is bear-idise"
It's gonna be me and some oreos tonight. Basically like sex
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
Found someone cuddling with my Uggs this morning. Guess the hundred pillows laying next to him weren't good enough.
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