he was fingering me to the beat of a lady gaga song. new high? new low? i don know, but i came, so whatever.
I wish I could tape me & him having sex. Not for pornographic reasons, just for comic relief.
Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
Please tell me you are a size medium in men's clown onesies and that you forgot them here last night.....
What's the appropriateness of putting a 50 cent lyric in my gmas eulogy?
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
You're too young to have this sort of Grizzled Old Drunk In Roadside Bar wisdom.
Seriously I'm not after your cock. It's a nice bonus, like finding $20 in the dryer, but not the reason I hang out with you.
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
Dude, don't beat around the bush. We're fucked and you know it.
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