the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
you started whispering 'the itsy bitsy spider' while you were putting your hands up my shorts.
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
It's not like I ment to feed you the shots of vodka, my hand just kinda slipped.
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
WHY IN THE FUCK DID YOU LET ME DRUNK PUNCH STEVE? HE IS SUCH A NICE GUY!
Watching the wiggles while tripping on acid is the scariest fucking thing of all time
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
There's a website where you can order a pile of horse shit to be dropped on a persons doorstep. So that's another option.
I knew things were bad when my gyno recommended meditation.
Munching saltines, sippin Gatorade, and trying not to get eaten by this small horse
Sorry, i'm on a strict diet of vodka and regret
The gift for sixth anniversary is steel. He bought me handcuffs. Inee I married the right man!
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