just woke up and my boobs have "fun police" written on them
Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
Wine + wine + wine + wine + bud light = puke.
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
He's trying to kill me, one liver cell at a time. It's going to be a slow, but awesome death
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
Celebrating landing my dream job by watching zombie movies and drinking free booze in the bath. I'm like 90% sure I just won life.
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
Let's just grow old together and be the crazy ladies that sit on the park bench, drinking booze from flasks and loudly talk about people who walk by.
I’m traumatised. Bring vodka and condoms.
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