you wouldn't even come home last night... Dead to me
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
I ride home in a shopping cart. Don't at like you aren't jealous.
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
If you're trying to piece together your night, I can tell you where those tassels came from.
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
It's one of those mornings where you wake up and want to go to church for the first time in ten years. THAT shameful.
My date just wheeled me home in a shopping cart but it was normal
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
The only reason I know his name is because we wrote marriage vows in orange crayon on the back of a Walmart receipt.
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
To potentially get me laid, I need you to send me your favorite memes.
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