you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
My T9 text prediction thing keeps predicting every next word is going to be "midgets".
She said "Lay the fuck down and ill show you how its done. Ill get us both off." I did. And she did. Best words ever said before sex.
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
The bartender cut me off so I peed in the corner. How no one noticed I have no idea.
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
Pretty sure the nurse said at one point I was in full restraints because I tried surfing my stretcher
Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
Did i tell you that he's legal and i got his number? Because he's legal and i got his number. THIS BITCH AIN'T GOING TO JAIL YET
Turns out the owner of the bar that I fucked used to be on Boy Meets World, but now he's old and bald. So there's that..
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
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