Hi
Babe...You're really smothering me right now
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.
hot ketchup is not a substitute for marinara
areolas are like halos for boobs.
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
Its 6am and I'm sitting on the couch watching Clifford. Crying into my risotto because emily elizabeth helped the girl in the wheelchair get over her stagefright so she can win a trophy. Never drinking alone again.
Also, at 1:30 I emailed myself saying, "are you there Margaret? It's me, god"
We're stealing the mannequin. He's my new swimming partner.
the scent of your tears make me crave pizza
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
7:26 bus just came. I am sweatier than Louie Anderson eating chili in a sauna
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
Sexting is killing my work productivity but it's okay because I'm self-employed
You drunk? Cause I have a terrible idea...
Randomize
