WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
I'm tempted to see how fat I can get before he leaves me. It's obvious we're playing a game of chicken here.
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
she was rubbing her elbow against the fish tank and laughing hysterically then she said I'M THEIR FISHY GOD and watched harry potter
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
No cash. I had to buy four bowls of soup to meet the credit card limit. I'm not even upset. SO MUCH SOUP.
Explaining that I bought them at a strip club gift shop with my friend didnt make the furry handcuffs seem less weird
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
Who wants to play the "pick up your shit from our floor because you're not paying rent or dating either of us" game?
So I heard her yell at him and I went downstairs to find he had lit up each one of my smokes and taken just one drag off each and had em lined up on the table. She says he "experiments" when on Ambien.
Want to come over and dangle your tits on top of me like a skewer?
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
Randomize