either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
ooooooooooooo i'm drink
Sometimes I get depressed that my son is too young to understand how hot his babysitter is.
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
I just figured I'd let u know that you bought a yacht on ebay last night
I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves
it went well until I said "me" instead of "my" and he kept sexting me in character as a pirate
I may or may not have tried to give myself a lobotomy
I’m gonna slowly take you in my mouth and push you deep into my throat so my lips are right up against your body and then I’m gonna fucking bite your shit off if one more of our friends shows me a snap you took while I was giving you head. Are we clear?
I am become drunk, destroyer of all worlds
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
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