If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
On a side note the mornings you do so much Xanax that you wake up totally at one with the universe and feel invincible are great
I gave him shit for taking my sloppy seconds and when I woke up my eyebrow was gone
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
I told him I was ready for another round and he said, "after this part." What guy chooses James Bond over pussy?!
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
Pray for me
I have unfollowed so many people the only things showing up in my newsfeed are dog rescues and sloth memes
Now all my porn is stored in my parents’ basement. It’s like a part of my soul is boxed up
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