god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
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I need you to use more vowels.
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
Yesterdays boozy weather forecast has been extended to today
I bought us both waterproof cases so we can sext through FaceTime in the shower.
Next. Level. Shit.
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
He's like... An octopus that touches my vagina in all these diff ways at the right times. It's almost unsettling
Yeah I mean I think I need to stop living off of snacks and alcohol
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
You're wearing pigtails and giving away our kitchen appliances. Clearly, you're drunk.
If one more dude who finds out I'm a cop asks to see me in uniform I'm gonna become asexual
He had a small dick and screamed "I will kill you if you don't get hard" to it in German...awkward time to have to explain I speak German too...
This is why you need to stop sleeping with freshmen.
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