I want to snug with you.
You want my snuggie?
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
you know how they say when you die, your whole life flashed before you? well do you get to see what happened all the nights you blacked out?
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
I just found like 5 packs of sparklers. If someone doesn't get set on fire tonight I am retiring from party hosting.
I only made out with him because he cured my hiccups
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
the fact that i came three times was completely negated by the fact that he high-fived himself after.
I'm sorry you caught us fucking in your bathroom. If it makes you feel any better when I tried to put my pants back on I dropped them in the toilet.
You think I'll get the "I used to stick it to your daughter" discount?
I just delete my bank app from my phone to have enough storage to download tindr. Is this my life now?
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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