piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
saw a man tazing a raccoon in the middle of the street last night... normal
WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
4:37 am. You're wearing underwear and carpet skates. Borderline crying. You want to punch Morgan. Have not stopped singing Give Your Heart a Break.
Those tiny little fruit fly looking mofos. They fly past the phone and I grabbed them like Daniel-San
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
So while you were living in this woman's apartment, you acquired a room mate, fucked her daughter, and killed her bunny. Worst sitter ever
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
Do you remember whose house we're in?
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
Last night you were prentending to be a broom stick...you were laying on the floor and humming the Harry potter song.
I FLASHED A GUY AT MCDONALDS FOR A FREE BREAKFAST BURRITO. IT WORKED!
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