My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
I was. I was trying to blow bubbles in the toilet after I threw up in it. They had to carry me everywhere. I lost a sock.
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
Just saw some lesbians get in a fistfight in an Arby's parking lot. It's good to be home.
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
Tried to shave my legs but the rug burn on my knees from last night got in the way.
If more people understood that brunch is at 3pm the world would be a better place because you don't have to wake up early. Breakfast food is important
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
Your phone just changed "liver" to "liquor" how dose that make you feel
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
I fucked her with a giant balloon tied to my dick. You tell ME how my night went
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
You only live once
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