Blow job in a bar bathroom for my Thing 1 while in a onezie dressed up as Thing 2. Best Halloween ever.
I bet the Cat in the Hat never caused mischief like that.
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
Ya know, years from now when that kid is old enough, I'll get to regale him with the story of how I was his father's AND uncle's first gay experience.
I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
My roommate made me a peanut butter and sprinkles sandwich. Maybe tonight isn't that bad
My chiropractor just high fived me for getting drunk enough to throw my back out this weekend.. Life. Complete.
Also, in the middle of me riding him, he said "I want you to dance on my dick" like I was supposed to know what that means
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
I purposely left my thong and accidentally left my ethics book, hairspray and most of my dignity.
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
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