hey, what are you doing? my roommates are gone for the night... you should come over ;)
nah, i'm gonna grab some food
when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
i tied my phone to a string attached to my bra. i am NOT losing it tonight
You thought you were drunk? I woke up at 6 o'clock this morning with a cheeseburger in my left hand a drink in my right with my window half way down. it was raining.... fml
I partied with a deaf mute last night. strangely enough the more drunk I get the easier it is to understand him.
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
I have no inclination to even want to think about what God's existential meltdown is going to be like. O.o
I have got to move on from this "sleeping with every drug dealer I meet" phase.
There is a pool of ranch salad dressing in my purse...I know thats always been something you've wanted to try..so don't even act like you didn't do this.
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
Hey. I hope you have enough room in your car for me and a Honda civic front bumper.
Randomize
