Dude, hurry and get over. I need a wingman. She is on her 6th vodka shot and her resident ugly friend is still sober
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
that last vodka shot was definitely the straw that broke the camels alcohol tolerance level
so I made out with a lobbyist last night. im officially a resident of D.C
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
for future reference: even when 4 loko is flat it still fucks you up. im near a tree. come find me.
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
I have a friend that keeps saying he wants to go bear hunting. Thought I would say just walk down church street at night. What intersection is it?
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
if being 21 means slamming 99 cent margaritas at 3:00 in the afternoon on a Tuesday then call me Peter Pan IM NEVER GROWING UP
I think I just received the most dignified proposition of my life. From the father of the bride. Who'd have thought.
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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