32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
im having a threesome with these popsicles
I'm gonna die fat and alone and all they will find is pizza crusts
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
We asked "Is that Andy puking in the bushes, its 7 AM" he looks up and goes "It's okay guys, its 7:30"
We really need to check into harvesting part of our liver now
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
DUDE, DID YOU KNOW YOU CAN JUST RENT AN ELEPHANT???
Oh God.
This is the high leading the old right now
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
Why'd you print out every dick pic you've ever received and tape them to the bathroom walls?
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
I swear I get as excited about the sound of a condom wrapper as my cat gets when she's getting a can of food.
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
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