Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
im too high. i could barely wash my hair, let alone handle a whole shower
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
I just read "to infinity and beyond" as "to infidelity and beyond" something is seriously wrong with my psyche
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.
Times have changed. Freshman year I could throw my shirt in a bonfire and still get laid. Now when I puke in my girlfriend's bed on her birthday I'm "an asshole"
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
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