Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
it was like getting a handjob from mrs. butterworth
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
Sorry I missed your call. Have a great morning.
That is a horrible way of saying good morning to someone. You basically reminded me that we did not hook up yesterday. It's bad enough I got to go to work all day with blue balls.
She told me about it right after. She said she was scared I would be disappointed. And I was, but I pretended not to be. Which pretty much sums up our relationship.
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
Dropping acid was like seeing the whole world as a blank canvas to imagine anything I wanted.
And apparently all you wanted was to watch the sun explode and me take 60,000 dicks to the face.
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
That was a beautiful concert to sleep through ...
I know - Don't let me take drugs from strangers anymore
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
A guy just threw up in my lecture of 500 ppl and just got up and walked away
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