the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
I got tired of walking to the bathroom that I decided to throw up in a cup. I now have 3 cups full of vomit on top of my mini fridge
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
fyi, she knows we call her the sperm bank. watch your back.
His rebound girl is half his size, looks like a leprechaun, is majoring in theater studies and has arms like Rosie O'donnell. Do I win?
Promise me, at my funeral, you will re-enact our human sledding incident of 2011....you can use my dead body as said sled.
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
So I got drunk last night and attempted to shave a landing strip on my vag. I now have a 8 lane highway on my crotch now. Just looks like a random ass square.
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
Im pretty sure breakfast wine is a thing, and if it isn't, I just invented it
Tell me again why we had to Facebook stalk your therapist?
Three cans of beer can fit in the shower catty... multi tasking
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
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