You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
He keeps apologizing for not being able to get hard when he's drunk. We havent even left the club yet.
Bt dubs, I still have cuts on my arm from when you attacked me with a dildo on Saturday night.
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
I'm 99% sure I high fived a girl over mashed potatoes last night
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
He gave me a trycicle he stole from a kid as an "offering" to have sex. I couldnt say no when he went through all that.
You just squeezed a person out of you and I'm drunks at 2PM. Our lives got traded and you know it and you're jealous.
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
I have a better chance beating China's military with slap bracelets than this plan has of working.
After you puked in the bathtub you claimed you were never eating quesadillas again and you never even ate a quesadilla
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
what did we do after we left your crib?
you layed down in some rocks for about an hour, you stole some pumpkins, you passed out and started shaking, we got t-bell, we took you back to the dorm.
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