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so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
I woke up with like grass burns all over my body, i'm pretty sure i made out with someone under a bus. . . but i'm not sure
Got a thumbs up from a trucker for doing lines on the interstate. God bless america.
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
She unfriended me on Facebook after I responded to her long love note with #demtittesdoe. Jager is the goddamned devil.
I hope none of us try to run for public office one day
I smoked then listened to a voicemail from my mom...I ended up yelling at my phone cause she wasn't answering me. Forgot it was a recording.
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