I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
i totally forgot about the coupon that said i would show him how i pleasure myself.
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
some random kid just walked into our apartment with two cases... I don't know who he is but I like him
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
I wore granny panties last night to ensure I didn't sleep with him. He said they made me seem more mature. I need a new plan
Just got a blowjob from a coed in exchange for saving her an iPhone 5 when I get them in stock. Sometimes it's awesome to be a Verizon employee.
And if I could both stabilize myself *and* pick things up with my penis... Well, I wouldn't be on the fire dept...
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
he tried to have the "are we in a relationship" chat last night. I stuck my fingers in my ears, yelled lalalalalala very loudly at him and told him I would stop having sex with him if he ever tried that conversation again. bad person, or just being a realist?
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