Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
i put his shirt in a ziplock bag to preserve his smell
please tell me you are kidding me
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
I will refer to it as the penis of glory... he fucked me for 3 and a half hours - and all he needed was a 5 minute power nap in the middle (which he took WHILE INSIDE ME). I plan on staying with him forever
I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?
Pretty good. Thinking about getting day drunk and filling out job applications so I don't hate myself as much
She was blacked out on the couch MASTURBATING and whispering to her boyfriend...who wasn't there. I yelled her name and she didn't even pause.
A girl showed up in my tinder and I have it set to only men... I super liked her because I need a lesbian experience
Just learned a very valuable life lesson. Never motorboat a cat when they have claws.
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
yeah, I woke up with nacho cheese crusted all over my face and head...a lone jalapeno still stuck in my ear...you win this round drunk nachos....
Randomize
