I just found 51 cents in my bed. Did you leave me a tip?
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
I've realized that I'm going to have to wake and bake every morning to make it through the summer without killing someone. This is ridiculous.
He came in two seconds and stole my pizza so I'm not counting it.
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
My parents left me the house for the weekend...you know what that means?!
Harry Potter marathon and no pants.
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