shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
Um of course I blew him. He brought me a shamrock shake. It was two o’clock in the morning on St. Patrick’s Day. There was no smoother move basically. He totally earned that head.
I woke up naked wrapped in my roommate's towel with one leg shaved and money thrown all over the room. Happy 21st birthday.
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
You kept yelling "NO CAPES" at me for no apparent reason
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
Real life skills section of my resume: blow jobs, food knowledge trivia, sarcasm, mascaera application, sexting, tolerance of rail liquors
Everyone has seen your nipples. It's like asking if they ever walked on grass. You need better hangover questions.
I'm too hungover to Google him and try to save face.
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