i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
I just puked into a plastic bag at a red light. Go me.
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
i think i left my bra at your place
It's still hanging from my ceiling fan. Please let me keep it there.
He tried peeing out of the sunroof.
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
A man just squeezed past me in a tight space and said, "Excuse us."
If I die, let him know that his penis was the last penis I saw. And I'm happy about that.
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
He was having this drunk emotional breakdown and I was just trying to cheer him up but instead fell and dumped the whole pickle jar on me
It was cool though because he was fine afterwards and somehow I convinced them I did it on purpose...
I just found three upside down bottles of grapejuice in a triangle around the air freshener above my toilet... I guess it was one of those nights
I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
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